February 2012
40 posts
One of the best things about me and my mom is
That it’s just an unspoken rule, that we always say I love you whenever we’re getting off the phone. Even if we have to hang up fast for some reason, are having an argument, or are just ending a nice talk.
I LITERALLY almost just screamed at the ending of...
Literally.
I like my whisky like I like my men
Canadian.
If I get a maple leaf tattoo, do I get either free?
Friend Zone
Guy was not as cute in person. Nice and funny, a little on the queeny side, but aren’t we all just a bit.
Our waiter was SO cute though. The guy even called me out on it, whoops. It’s not my fault I got jokes.
The waiter came up, and in a kind of drawn out voice, he said, “Geeeeentleman,” to which of course I had to respond, “Lady.” And he laughed and it...
No offense, I don't recall you having a nursing...
OFFENSE! THAT’S RUDE!
OH HEY MARCH!!!!
You haven’t even started yet, and I already have everything paid for except for rent(which is due in the middle of the month for me) and three bills that the new statements aren’t up yet.
Money Management 2012 is still going strong!
I am too tired to be a whore
But this guy I’m talking to is so hot and looking to slut it up. I made him send me more pics because I thought he used some porn stars pic or something. Fucking redic.
This guy on Grindr looks like Kim Jong Il
Is "jizzhap" a term that already exists?
archaeohell:
As in a portmanteau of “jizz” and “mishap” signifying when an ejaculatory episode ends wth fluids where they were not supposed to wind up or where they weren’t intended.
Example: “I’m sorry about shooting my wad onto your new track jacket. It was a total jizzhap. I promise to be more careful about where I aim.”
My faggot ass is so hungry right now.
I could eat a horse……..
Or sit on one.
I love being skinny fat!
Because other people can call me thin but I don’t particularly think so.
But I also eat whatever the fuck I want. I just got five dollars worth of fro yo and ate it in the car and now I have a pizza in the oven!
And when I want to call myself fat, I still feel validity to the statement, thus giving me a right to bitch.
I rule!
That was it?
For something I’d been missing for years……….. meh.
I’m really not good at just being a whore.
He’s nice and attractive, but I’m not flipping.
I still like and miss my cuddle buddy. If anything, I think this made me miss him even more. I may have to make a ridiculous surprise trip to see him even though I’ll get out late and have to work super...
Barack Obottom
You guys. BARACK OBOTTOM!
I can’t believe I spent any time without grindr. I’m dead.
Mental Health Day
This whole work a shit ton have a lot of stress be super miserable thing is really wearing on me.
endlessmargaritas:
what is sex like? I’ve forgotten.
I say this way too often.
Why oh why
Did the beautiful man from Grindr have to go home to DC? I mean…..he messaged me back and called me cute. I was practically in love.
I feel like whenever Tumblr shows me people on the side, it’s always people I THINK I would follow……. but then I get a page or two deep and I find them pretentious.
Can Ke$ha put out another album already?
I mean, I know my resolution for this year was to be LESS like Ke$ha…….but…… I mean, I can still listen to her constantly right?
Ps, I’ve been on a Ke$ha kick for like two weeks.
Match on Jack'd
Aka: A bunch of people you’re not interested in, then an attractive one once you’ve reached your daily quota.
January 2012
44 posts
If I am honest, I'm just not hooked on your...
Oh and I got a hair cut and a hookup
The cut was good.
The hookup was okay. It was my grindr first. :P
But it wasn’t with my cuddle buddy, so………. I don’t know. I’m still hung up I guess.
I can't stop listening to The Harold Song
Damn it Ke$ha, I thought I kicked you.
But for real, today has been so productive so far.
And my Haircut got pushed back to four.
Awake before Six on my day off?
Of course I am!
All the tired from my day is catching up with me
It’s barely past nine and I’m ready for bed.
I’m also off tomorrow and have verrrrrrrrry little to do, thank goodness.
What do people do when they actually have free time?
