June 2012
2 posts
He's such a tease!
The really cute straight guy from another location was in the other day. And I’m terribly obvious flirting on purpose, so the fact that “it’s a joke” can always be played.
Then he calls the next day, and I pick up the extension, as I’m not usually there. And then he goes, “Oh, I was just thinking about you.” And does that stammer thing where he was...
WatchThis video is EXACTLY how I feel inside right now.
May 2012
33 posts
I just caught up on this week's Modern Family
And the end made me cry.
Fuck. Me.
When you watch so much old Drag Race that you feel...
Oh my god
I left work and it’s still light out. That never ever happens.
I hate when guys ask me why I'm single
Especially when it’s a nice cute guy I’ve been talking to all day, who has a boyfriend.
You would date me but you’re not single! You suck!
But be my friend.
I'm getting my last hair cut tomorrow
From my girl I’ve been going to for six years…………
I……….am……….. devastated.
Anonymous asked: post pics of your cock.. you could find a place to stay quicker!!
I'm so adult that I just paid my entire 6 month...
I’ve never done that before.
WatchSaid video. Terrible. Not too big for Tumblr though.
I'm really upset because I made a lip sync video
of Call Me Maybe to send to my friend but it was too big to send :(
Also, my mom told me to "Get my drink on"
I have absolutely no question where I get it from.
I'm a little tipsy......
AND I WANT TO BUY EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another day, another cute guy who doesn't like me...
Oh well. At least there was near instant gratification in knowing that fact this time :)
So I met up with a guy.......
And I think it went well.
Except we didn’t hang out very long. He had stuff to go home and do laundry and stuff, which in all fairness I have to too.
I don’t know. I hope things went well. He was very cute and nice. We didn’t have any awkward pauses.
Plus I want to kiss his face.
I'm being really childish but......
I’m kind of sick of being an after thought in my own life.
I’m so thankful that I have friends that want me to come hang out…… but maybe……. I don’t know…… try inviting me BEFORE everyone is already together and doing things.
My mom just said: "It was really suckin it good."
And you fuckers wonder where I get it from.
At what point after a hook up where he doesn't...
Is it okay to ask what went wrong?
April 2012
36 posts
Instead of making a post about how much of a bad...
I’ll ask for asks instead
Batman: Your parents just died
Batman: And this is crazy
Batman: But here's some hot pants
Batman: So suit up, maybe
Dick: what
Batman: I cope with grief by
Batman: adopting babies
Batman: So now you're Robin
Batman: My sidekick, maybe
I forgot how good of an actress Carmen Carrera was
In Ugly Betty.
It was a long week so I bought more clothes
So……many……….. underwears.
Ugh. I feel bad about myself over a guy.
A guy I barely know.
But for real. Just ugh. Guys are dumb and no one will love me.
I am so weird
And strange.
No wonder. No wonder.
So I had a hook up last night who probably won't...
Because I like him and that’s just how it goes.
He’s a hot nerd.
I’m just like…… just let me blow you while you play video games. Is that so wrong?
I'm not horny
But I just want all my male Tumblr’s I follow naked.
Through pictures, visible to me. Of course.
