May 2013
92 posts
spiderm-n:
A blowjob isn’t with your mouth, it’s with your heart
wwworldwide:
horny and fucking ugly: season 1
I think I'm gaining all the weight that my friends...
If you don’t look as good in person as you do in your pictures, you’re buying me...
– Ancient Grindr proverb (via jawncharles)
When people say "Late Brunch"
NO. That’s just lunch.
I don't think I'm skilled enough for anything I'd...
And I don’t have the spare time to get any better…
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Always taken or straight.
If I didn't remember that some people I actually...
What if I changed all my online 'profiles' to "All...
Oh yeah I get weird social anxiety having to walk...
I forgot.