PAY ALL THE BILLS!!!!!
I always wake up the Saturday after payday and start just paying everything I need to pay right away. Even on Christmas Eve…….. and I enjoy it? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
SUCK IT, LAUNDRY!
You’re totally not all over my floor anymore! Boo-yah!
Dear Handsome Man in Starbucks
I am sad you are married. And that it is not to me. We would have had really cute Christmas cards together.
Fell Asleep Early Because I was Exhausted
Now I’ve been up since 2am Looking at bill things Planning on getting some of these credit cards paid off Trying to be productive so when I kind of sleep in I don’t feel bad Going to update my resume and passively make sure it’s up on job sites again………… just for funsies…… and mental healthsies Edit: After looking at things, it is not...
My cuddle Buddy is not a bf. I cannot get jealous when I hear about him chugging someone who’s not me.
Dropping your bottle of wine on the sidewalk is so...
When your boss says something so wildly...
You know, I’ve always really been the sort of person people naturally gravitate towards to pick on. So that sort of thing I’m used to. And he picks on me a lot, usually over the line so, but I let it go. But I just don’t understand why some people think it’s okay to say some “jokes” sometimes. More of a personal dig at me under the guise of being funny. But I...
I want to text my cuddle buddy but
I’ve already been trying to hang out this week and I don’t want to be THAT guy. And we’re friends so it’s not some stranger. But still. I’m so dumb. But still again, it’s kinda cold and I want cuddles.
i'm sitting on tumblr, waiting for Le Booty Call...
3ofsw0rds: and i keep hearing him fart. and i wanna scream in there, “i can HEAR YOU FARTING!” if i can hold it in, he can hold it in. I love this post with all of my heart! I literally, just refer to this one guy as Shower Farter.